i don't like sucking hair
I'm jealous of your bromance
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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