kristin has been a bad kristin
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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