Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Buhtt sex?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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