I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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