I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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