Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

you were mass sexting so we took your phone away

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(937): View more from Ohio

It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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(239): View more from Florida

dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.

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(518): View more from New York

I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are

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(636): View more from Missouri

I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.

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