The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"