but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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