This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
