Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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