New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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