Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
only if we run a train.
done.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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