I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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