these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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