It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Less talking, more tequila
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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