Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
