Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
