I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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