i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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