you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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