I understand Curling. That high.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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