I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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