Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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