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the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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