I want to have your abortion
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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