Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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