Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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