Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Welp...herpes.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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