I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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