It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he thought i was a dude.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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