i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Randomize