I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Randomize
