i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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