only if we run a train.
done.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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