I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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