So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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