Porn is love you can see.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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