Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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