i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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