You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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