so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
