you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
