i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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