ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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