I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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