I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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