they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
The ass gains better be worth it
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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