i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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