At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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