I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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