She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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