pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
