i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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