i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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