Ambien. No doubt about it.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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