So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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