I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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