my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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