I think I am morally bankrupt
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
