the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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